BALAYYA SMS JOKES

Jr NTR: Enti babai vetukutunnav.
Balayya: Em ladura, chiru vallintlo mobile lock ayindi, key manintlo undemo ani.
Jr NTR: Nuv keka babai.........




Balayya:nenu kuda jagan laga odarpu yatra chepadathanura.
JR.NTR: deniki babai ?
Balayya:mana cinemalu chusi sucide chesukunna vallakosam !....!

JR.Ntr: manchidi babai...............




Jntr: We will play chess.
Balaiah:wait I wil go to home.
Jntr:why?
Balayya:To wear the sports shoues.
Jntr:you are keka babai........




customer in tv shop:what is the cost of this tv,
sales man:10,00,000 sir,
customer:y is it s costly,
sales man:if balayya movie comes it turns off automatically.....




balakrishna walking on the road he saw some black thing on the road .
 he went and tasted it its a cow dung .
time god i m not steped on it.........crazy balayya........




balakrishna:adukkune vadiki RS5000 icchadu.
assistant:enduku sir antha money iccharu.
balakrishna:ithanu okappudu mana director ra......




Jr NTR : Babai Eroju Non Veg thindama??
Balayya : Sare,fish thindamu?
Jr Ntr : andullo mullu untayi?
Balayya : Paravaledu cheppulu veskoni thindam.....crazy balayya.....




Balayya participated in cycle race..Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu,
Jr NTR : Enduku odipoyawu babai !
Balayya : Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra.......




Balayya Call to customer care a girl received.
Balayya: Hello who is this..?
Customer Care Girl: I’m Sita.
Balayya: Ooo my god this call go’s to AYODHYA. Sorry Sitamma…!




Sir: What will you call 2nd & 3rd editions of NANO car?
Balayya: Sodium nitrite & Sodium Nitrate. Because it will be NaNO2 & NaNo3.
Balayya all way rocking..!




Jr NTR: Uncle did u say I LUV U to anyone.
Balaya: I said it on the sets to many,
but they responded as ‘I 2 luv u’ and I was thinking, who the 2 are.




Jr. NTR: IIT ki opposite word yenti Babai
Balaya: UU coffee Ra......




Jr NTR: wat babai, did u purchase a new chair?
Balaya: no abbai, when I went to an audio release function,
they said to “ Take Ur seat’ and so I brought it home in my land rover.....




Junior NTR: babai, y did u not run in the race, when the referee counted 1 2 3 start.
Balaya: my number on T shirt was four and so I was still waiting for my turn....




Jr. NTR: Babai my mobile balance is exhausted, plz recharge my mobile.
Balaya Babu: no probs, abbai, switch on ur Bluetooth and I will fwd my balance
jr ntr:nuvu keka babai........


JR.Ntr: Enti babai ala gundranga tiruguthunavu?
Balayya: Emi ledhu ra maa friend ki call chesthe "SWITCH OFF CHESI UNDI THIRIGI PRAYATNINCHANDI"ani chepindi ra......crazy balayya.....